Club Terms and Conditions

For Club members

  • When you agree to Terms and Conditions at checkout, you automatically become a club member. This may be for a 24 hour period or life time membership.
  • Lifetime membership is free and when you become a member, A 10% personal discount code will be sent to you.
  • We do not sell your data or share with third party agencies.
  • We ask members to remember we are family run and do our best to always put our members first. If there is anything that is bothering you or you have a query with anything please email and we will resolve the issue
  • Our main aim is to make it affordable to live a chemical free lifestyle for our members

i; enter into this agreement of my own free willi; i choose to establish this agreement between i, and the woman, lynda –jane

i; attest that my actions on this and any subsequent visit to this website are by i, in my own right and private capacity as the man/woman, and not as an agent or representative for any incorporated agency whose purpose is to enforce a legal code, act or statute where no man or woman has been harmed, or to carry out any mission of entrapment or investigation; i understand that this will be considered to be trespass by way of barratry and that i, will become immediately liable to pay compensation under this agreement, in the amount of €500,000 plus €10/minute the trespass continues; i understand that any claims of wrong and or trespass under the agreement shall be governed by law and my be pressed in a court of law by and between those of mankind only;

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